Drink Tickets
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Remember when you were a kid and your parents would take you to Chuck E. Cheese to play mindless games in exchange for tickets you’d then turn in for prizes like a shoelace or a plastic fork? Despite the obvious cost/value discrepancy, you loved it, didn’t you? You know what’s better than that? The grown-up version: drink tickets! Instead of toxic choking hazards, you refund your tickets for sweet, sweet alcohol (which, upon reflection, probably qualifies as a toxic choking hazard for some). Ad people love drink tickets. They’re convenient (you can keep them in your pocket instead of going for your wallet) and more importantly, they’re free (you can keep them in your pocket instead of going for your wallet). However, as an ad person myself, I have a deeper understanding of what’s really being said in the subtext of drink tickets. “Yeah, we’ll give you free drinks, but we’re going to ration it. You can’t be trusted with the responsibility of an open bar: you’ll hit your head on something sharp and end up getting stiches at the ER.” It’s a bit of a childish sentiment, but hey — so is advertising. So if you haven’t already sent in your RSVP for our own SYNC Night, now is the time! Why? Because in addition to checking out some awesome bands and fraternizing with fellow ad-men and -women, you’ll get free drink vouchers from our sponsor MGD. That’s right — magical little tickets that will make free alcohol appear. Trust me, it’s WAY better than Chuck E. Cheese. |
Mmmm beer. There really is nothing better than drink tickets.
Trading in a small piece of paper for a cold one is never a bad thing.
the best part about drink tickets are the people who drop them
Awwwww yeaaaaaaaaaah!! See ya’ll at the Hideout.
now all we need are sex tickets . . . oh i’m so lonely.
Bring on the Drinks!
i would pay good money for some sweet drink tickets….which of course defeats the purpose of drink tickets.
Looks like tomorrow night will be even more magical than I expected!
should be called Drunk Tickets.
drink tickets, (ohh sorry hacker) drunk tickets are a the ultimate bird flip to moderation. gotta love those drunk ticks
the…the ultimate bird flip. as you can see i had access to some drunk tickets at lunch