To Motivate, Or Not To Motivate

happiness demotivational poster Isn’t it funny how much things can change in just a few short years? As anyone in advertising can tell you, the great ideas of yesteryear can very rapidly become the butt of today’s jokes, and if you don’t keep up with the times, there’s a very real danger that you – the svelte and brilliant ad person responsible for the original great idea – will be forever linked to that butt.

Take motivational posters, for example. You know the type I’m talking about: photograph of a mountain, or silhouette of a runner, or a saccharine picture of a kitten hanging onto a branch, with a caption featuring a prominent word or phrase like “Excellence” or “Overcoming Adversity”, typically with an explanatory statement in smaller text like “You can achieve anything if you work hard” or “There is no reward without struggle”.

Back in the late ’90s, these posters were the toast of the corporate community: you’d find at least one hanging in the offices of executives and the cubicles of overly-ambitious assistants the world over. But now, only ten years later, the overwhelming cultural trend towards irony and cynicism has relegated what was once an eager, fresh-faced expression of business inspiration to the realm of amusing curiosity at best and, at worst, the stuff of internet-meme-mockery.

Many websites have started allowing users to write their own captions for a variety of photos that range from the mildly ironic to the patently absurd to the graphically offensive, and then generating the caption-with-photo into the motivational poster template. Titled “demotivational posters”, this meme has taken off in a huge way with entire websites devoted to user-generated demotivation.

Here at SAPL, we recognize the need to sling a little mud our own way every now and again – and what better way to illustrate our ability to laugh at ourselves than by highlighting what happens to old ideas in a new era? Besides, some of those posters are pretty damn funny.

Check it out for yourself, and share a laugh at the expense of ad people everywhere.

Posted on December 9th, 2009 0 Comments

Drink Tickets

Celebration Drink Tickets Remember when you were a kid and your parents would take you to Chuck E. Cheese to play mindless games in exchange for tickets you’d then turn in for prizes like a shoelace or a plastic fork? Despite the obvious cost/value discrepancy, you loved it, didn’t you? You know what’s better than that? The grown-up version: drink tickets! Instead of toxic choking hazards, you refund your tickets for sweet, sweet alcohol (which, upon reflection, probably qualifies as a toxic choking hazard for some).

Ad people love drink tickets. They’re convenient (you can keep them in your pocket instead of going for your wallet) and more importantly, they’re free (you can keep them in your pocket instead of going for your wallet).

However, as an ad person myself, I have a deeper understanding of what’s really being said in the subtext of drink tickets. “Yeah, we’ll give you free drinks, but we’re going to ration it. You can’t be trusted with the responsibility of an open bar: you’ll hit your head on something sharp and end up getting stiches at the ER.” It’s a bit of a childish sentiment, but hey — so is advertising.

So if you haven’t already sent in your RSVP for our own SYNC Night, now is the time! Why? Because in addition to checking out some awesome bands and fraternizing with fellow ad-men and -women, you’ll get free drink vouchers from our sponsor MGD. That’s right — magical little tickets that will make free alcohol appear.

Trust me, it’s WAY better than Chuck E. Cheese.
Posted on November 24th, 2009 10 Comments

The Crackacino

crackachinoWhen you actually need one, you can never remember the technical Starbucks term, but when those baristas see you stumble in on a Monday morning all kinds of haggard with your shirt un-tucked, sunglasses on slightly askew and your hair resembles that of a bird’s nest, you know it’s coming.

You pray one of the barista’s recognizes you and instantly starts preparing the 7 shots of espresso that make up your cure-all. But if on the day Johnny New Employee loudly asks what you want you have to slump over the counter and whisper just exactly what is in your crackacino because the skinny girls behind you in line would probably keel over having estimated the calorie count in their tiny pea-sized brains.

Posted on October 22nd, 2009 1 Comments

The Intern Dummy

interndummyHand Crafted in Asia, the Intern Dummy is deceiving to the eye.

Simply place the Intern Dummy at an empty desk, and when your boss asks you for something you need extra time to work on, point in the dummy’s direction and tell him the new intern is just proof reading it. If he says he wants to talk to them, just tell him the intern is working hard to get the job done and not to interrupt.

Don’t want to go to lunch with Larry the computer technician? Tell him you’re taking the intern out to lunch for a heart to heart about their career options and you’re their new mentor.

*Bonus Intern Dummy is also good for the carpool lane on the highway. This way, everyone will also think you’re a hero for offering the poor working student a ride to work everyday.

Posted on October 19th, 2009 1 Comments

Buzz Water

buzzwaterWhether you pulled an all-nighter for the 18th time in a row, or whatever drugs you were on still haven’t worn off and your eyes are redder than a desert sunset, this heavily caffeinated beverage is just water and about as much caffeine as could be packed in at an atomic level. Plus it’s just water, you can add it to anything! Spice up your coffee, the intern’s juice box, it’ll help you AND everyone else at the office be more productive.

www.buzzwater.com

Posted on October 18th, 2009 0 Comments